Two old men were sitting on the edge of a pond when a frog jumped out of the water and sat between them. She said, "If you give me a kiss I'll turn into a beautiful princess." One old man grabbed her up and then put her in his pocket. The other old man said, "Aren't you gonna kiss her?" His friend replied, "No, at this point in my life a think a talkin' frog might be more fun than a princess."